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#61 FadeToBlack

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 07:58 PM

Then what the ... is this anyway? I'm a bit slow nowadays...
Anyway...assets ;).
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#62 bill

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 06:21 AM

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody. hahaha lol ;)

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 03:31 PM

About my previous post...OK.
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Posted 05 July 2007 - 01:58 PM

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede
their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be
attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long
to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened
the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says........ .."HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break
the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left
it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00
AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.

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#65 Littlem129

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Posted 06 July 2007 - 09:03 AM

Jhoan,

You go girl, :) those are good. :)

You only live once, enjoy life and make the most of it!

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Posted 06 July 2007 - 09:51 AM

Jhoan,

You go girl, :) those are good. :)



Thank you Ate Littlem129. :)

#67 Gush

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Posted 22 December 2007 - 07:01 PM

Me love my girlfriend :drinks: