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#121 SunBlack

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 07:30 PM

I don't know - but was this already posted?

#122 shah000

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 07:56 PM

I don't know - but was this already posted?


hilarious!

"do you want to ask any questions" and the last slide.. a perfect climax :D

#123 richbuff

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 08:07 AM

No Flash installed here, but the pdf is funny: http://isotropic.org...ers/chicken.pdf

Here is my favorite chicken joke:

So, this guy walks into a bar with a chicken//The following errors were found:

You have posted a message with more humor than this board allows. Please reduce the amount of funniness you've added to the post.


Hmm... Sjoeii, please increase the board maximum funniness allowance.

This post may contain previously unpublished synthesis of published material that conveys ideas not attributable to the original sources.


#124 Sjoeii

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 08:25 AM

No Flash installed here, but the pdf is funny: http://isotropic.org...ers/chicken.pdf

Here is my favorite chicken joke:

So, this guy walks into a bar with a chicken//The following errors were found:

You have posted a message with more humor than this board allows. Please reduce the amount of funniness you've added to the post.


Hmm... Sjoeii, please increase the board maximum funniness allowance.

hahahahaha
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#125 Jingtian

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 02:41 PM

Come on! We need more jokes. Yesterday when I was having dinner with a very important customer, he told a joke and suggested that each of us tell a joke. Then I told four jokes, two of which are from this thread. :whistle:

#126 cake

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Posted 14 November 2009 - 08:40 AM

okay, how about a couple of lawyer (barrister) jokes? you can also change "lawyers" to men, women, politicians, blondes, New Yorkers (i'm originally from New York so i won't get offended), or any group that's generally considered worthless/annoying/stupid/rude or what have you.

Q. what do have when you put 10 lawyers, buried up to their necks, in the sand?
A. not enough sand.

Q. what do have when you send a bus full of lawyers to the bottom of the ocean?
A. not enough lawyers.

there are more, here, along with some cartoons:
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm


a friend in the security/emergency response field asked me to create a safety presentation about summer heatstroke and this is what i came up with to teach myself how to make a PowerPoint presentation. some of the humorous references may be distinctly American, so feel free to ask me what they are.

This is NOT the boring safety presentation i eventually created. i think it's pretty amusing, even if i do say so myself. :D

if you don't have PowerPoint, you can download a viewer from Microsoft:
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=048DC840-14E1-467D-8DCA-19D2A8FD7485&displaylang=en
if you have Kingsoft Office, you can use their Presentation program. not sure what the equivalent OpenOffice program is.

i just uploaded it and my PowerPoint presentation, called Learn (only 150kb), can be downloaded here:
http://www.filefactory.com/file/a1bga1e/n/Learn_ppt

eat dessert first!
(cakefordinner over at the lab forums)

#127 shah000

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 04:03 PM

Parental Control for Men :rolleyes:
(It was forwarded to me by a friend from the support forums)

http://www.worktobej...pause/peca.html

:unsure:

#128 Berny

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 04:26 PM

Parental Control for Men :rolleyes:

Hello Shah,

Having problems to disable Parental Control ... please help :unsure: !

Berny +++

Edited by Berny, 23 November 2009 - 04:27 PM.


#129 TiGeR

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 05:17 PM

Hello Shah,

Having problems to disable Parental Control ... please help :unsure: !

Berny +++


How old are you? Are your parents aware, that you want to disable it? :rolleyes:

#130 Berny

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 05:31 PM

How old are you?


Please check my profile ..... I am an "old timer" .... :rolleyes:

#131 shah000

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 05:40 PM

Hello Shah,

Having problems to disable Parental Control ... please help :) !

Berny +++


lol you know this advance 'parental control' better than me :rolleyes:

How old are you? Are your parents aware, that you want to disable it? :)

Please check my profile ..... I am an "old timer" .... :unsure:


LOL

#132 shah000

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 04:21 PM

Who says spammers can't be funny?
Spam targetting Middle East users..

Assalam Malaikum Beloved,


I am Mrs. Kaleema Ahmad,a citizen of Bahrain and currently residing in the United Kingdom. I was married to late Ahmad Wahab of blessed memory, an oil explorer in Kuwait and Iran for twelve years before his death in 2000.

My Husband died after a short illness and since then I have been battling with Cancer.Before my Husband demise he deposited $8,500,000 USD with a bank in the United Kingdom, which I inherited after his death.


Recently, my doctor told me that I have a few months to live due to my illness. Because of my condition I decided to donate these money either to a good devoted Allha Fearing individual for charitable cause or an orphanage homethat will use this money for Charitable cause.


I want this individual/organization to use this in all sincerity to fund charity homes, orphanages and widows. I took this decision because I do not want my husband relatives to inherit this money because of their involvement with radical violent organizations and unholy activities;so the reason for this bold decision


I do not need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, which has seriously affected my speech and also because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I do not want them to know about this development. As soon as I receive your response, I will give you further directives on what to do and how to go about this project. Please do pary for me

I will also instruct my lawyer to change my will and also file for the British Law Court to give you authority over my estate.


I do not have much time on my side so please do respond soonest so I know the next step to take.Until I hear from you email my dreams and aspirations will rest on your shoulders.


Remain blessed,
Kaleema Ahmad


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#133 Robert_L

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 04:25 PM

Who says spammers can't be funny?
Spam targetting Middle East users..



:lol:


Doesn't that sound convincing? :lol:
It's the most normal thing in the world to get 8.5 million dollars from a stranger who would rather give it to you instead of charity!

#134 harlan4096

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 04:42 PM

:lol: :lol: ;) ;) :) ;) ;)

#135 Jingtian

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 04:58 PM

I have a lot of such spams in my trash box. Has anyone responded to such e-mails? :lol: