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#106 richbuff

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 08:29 AM

Why does Google Translate got to be so funny.

Checked - it is not false (positive), the site really is infected... --> Checked - it is not Sioux Falls, the site really is infected...

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 12:02 PM

Classic early October funny stuff: the IgNobels: http://improbable.co...winners/#ig2009

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 10:16 PM

It's funny Rich, and thanks for sharing.

The Ig Nobel Prizes are a parody of the Nobel Prizes and are given each year in early October for ten achievements that "first make people laugh, and then make them think".


What do you think of Google Cleans Up With Gmail Soap?!

This strange bar of soap was apparently discovered in Russia. I can’t read Russian, but it translates to “the purest soap.” Somehow I doubt that this is a real product, probably something crafted by someone with a sense of humor.

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Posted 23 October 2009 - 02:33 PM

Burger King Selling Windows 7 Whopper in Japan

Its really nice. Check it out!

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Posted 24 October 2009 - 10:16 AM

hahaha that's really funny
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Posted 24 October 2009 - 02:33 PM

Burger King Selling Windows 7 Whopper in Japan

Its really nice. Check it out!


im not sure what the customer would do if he/she found a BUG in this 'W7 product' :angry:

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Posted 24 October 2009 - 11:35 PM

you mean this BUG :) ? :)

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 08:43 PM

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."
St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 07:38 AM

Thanks for the funny joke, I got a nice laff out of that.
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Two goats are wandering in the hills above Hollywood.

They find an odd shaped tin can, inside is film from a movie.

One goat eats the film. The other goat says "How did that taste"?

The first goat says "I liked the book better".

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 08:55 AM

Thanks for the funny joke, I got a nice laff out of that.
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Two goats are wandering in the hills above Hollywood.

They find an odd shaped tin can, inside is film from a movie.

One goat eats the film. The other goat says "How did that taste"?

The first goat says "I liked the book better".

hahahaha Fun
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 08:21 AM

these are REALLY old "groaners," but they still make me chuckle.

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, lying on the floor?
Matt (mat, get it?)

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, on the wall?
Art

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a swimming pool?
Bob

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a garden?
Herb

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a bank vault?
Rich

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a meat locker?
Chuck

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who's brutally honest?
Frank

they may not translate so well into other languages/cultures, but you can make up your own using whatever might fit in your language. just thought of one, because of a good friend of mine who lives in The Netherlands.

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who's really tired?
Jan (pronounced yahn, but going more for the english word "yawn") HE thought it was funny. LOL

if you're not familiar with some of the english/american men's nicknames:
Matt = Matthew
Art = Arthur
Bob = Robert
Herb = Herbert
Rich = Richard
Chuck = Charles
Frank = Frances (or is it Francis? i always forget which one's the male & which one's the female name)

from my college algebra professor:

∏r²
∏r not²
∏r round

translation:
pie (pi)
pie are squared
pie are not squared
pie are round
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 03:59 PM

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a swimming pool?
Bob


Thanks for the jokes, cake. What do you mean by this one? Why would you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a swimming pool "Bob"?

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 06:59 AM

Jingtian, something (like a cork) that's just floating in the water tends to bob...goes up and down. translation (no clue if this is correct since i don't know ANY oriental languages): 上下移动 (simplified Chinese)

English definition of "bob"
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bob
i can understand it not being very clear from another language frame of reference. for instance, Chuck is a more American nickname for Charles, i believe, and refers to a particular cut of beef. i think Charlie or Charley (which is also used in the US) would be more common in the UK although i'm not British so i can't say for sure.

by the way, my tendency to use lower case is simply my laziness for posting in forums. in a more formal writing situation I do know how to write properly. LOL

Edited by cake, 08 November 2009 - 07:10 AM.

eat dessert first!
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 07:54 AM

Jingtian, something (like a cork) that's just floating in the water tends to bob...goes up and down. translation (no clue if this is correct since i don't know ANY oriental languages): 上下移动 (simplified Chinese)

English definition of "bob"

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bob
i can understand it not being very clear from another language frame of reference. for instance, Chuck is a more American nickname for Charles, i believe, and refers to a particular cut of beef. i think Charlie or Charley (which is also used in the US) would be more common in the UK although i'm not British so i can't say for sure.

by the way, my tendency to use lower case is simply my laziness for posting in forums. in a more formal writing situation I do know how to write properly. LOL



Thanks, I see. I should solve some New York Times crossword puzzles. Good for vocabulary building. :D

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:34 AM

Thanks for the funny joke, I got a nice laff out of that.
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Two goats are wandering in the hills above Hollywood.

They find an odd shaped tin can, inside is film from a movie.

One goat eats the film. The other goat says "How did that taste"?

The first goat says "I liked the book better".


lol