Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
> (If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.)
> The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I
> told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well,
> the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
> Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
> door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three
> Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
> another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
> such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict
> with him. (Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine
> cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)
> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
> 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away
> with that one!
> Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
> When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
> three times, then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared
> its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice
> more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. Now that is funny.....
Edited by Littlem129, 11 December 2007 - 08:50 AM.