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#271 richbuff

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 03:16 AM

I used up about half a can of that stuff about 14 hours ago.

Instead of buying the stock right before it goes up, sell a Put, and buy back your Calls.



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#272 richbuff

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 09:31 AM

In addition to the usual links, this helpful copy/paste spambot has something Very Important to say to everyone:

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#273 antikythera

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 10:18 PM

:lool: unfortunately it missed the 'This post may contain previously unpublished synthesis of published material that conveys ideas not attributable to the original sources.' disclaimer from your signature on here.

#274 richbuff

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 01:29 AM

My whole entire being: emotional, mental, spiritual, psychological, cultural, and physical, may contain previously unpublished synthesis of published material that conveys ideas not attributable to the original sources.

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#275 antikythera

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 09:51 PM

Alice? Who the ^&*( is Alice?



Seeing that truncated topic title reminded me of Living next door to Alice :)

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#276 Berny

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 10:00 PM

I'm getting curious :search:

#277 richbuff

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Posted 13 October 2013 - 08:51 AM

Alice? Who the ^&*( is Alice?

Seeing that truncated topic title reminded me of Living next door to Alice :)

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Hahaha!

topic=275414 :)

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#278 enomiles

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 05:33 PM

Guitar hero


#279 rudger79

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 06:26 AM

Clever spambot: toiletwannita.PNG

I wonder if any relation to JohnCrapper? :)

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 08:01 AM

Very clever spambot. Smarter than some people that I know. :yes:

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#281 antikythera

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 04:12 PM

lol, more likely related to taxi patron, Juan Kerr, commonly featured in prank phone calls.

#282 antikythera

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Posted 15 December 2013 - 09:23 PM

Liverpool vs. Spurs game in the English Premier League. Young girl Mascot 'snubs' Suarez who previously refused to shake hands with a player he was accused of racially abusing. Textbook execution of ner ner ner ner ner....

 

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#283 antikythera

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 11:15 PM

Spanish Christmas decorations - you too can have Vladimir Putin taking a dump on your nativity scene... :crazy:



#284 rudger79

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Posted 17 December 2013 - 01:17 AM

:D



#285 jemmych

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 07:07 PM

thanks for the jokes guys, You are on a roll guys  :cool2: 


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