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#256 richbuff

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 08:09 AM

Mega lolsville.

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#257 antikythera

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:56 PM

Its a cracker!

Yahoo post top 10 cracker jokes. As usual user submissions are funnier

My wife had a tattoo of the 25th December applied to her inside left thigh and one for the 1st January applied to her right inside thigh. I asked,"Why did you do that?" She replied, "So you can't complain that there is nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year!"


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Posted 25 December 2012 - 12:38 AM

Its a cracker!

Yahoo post top 10 cracker jokes. As usual user submissions are funnier

My wife had a tattoo of the 25th December applied to her inside left thigh and one for the 1st January applied to her right inside thigh. I asked,"Why did you do that?" She replied, "So you can't complain that there is nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year!"


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Hahahahaha!

Bee healthy. Eat you honey.

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#259 richbuff

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 03:58 AM

Just in from the "You're in the right place" department: https://www.google.c...d Of AA Founder

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#260 antikythera

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 01:14 PM

Be Kind Rewind. Jack Black must be so proud of his fellow countrymen for dreaming up this technological masterpiece.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 05:38 AM

Be Kind Rewind. Jack Black must be so proud of his fellow countrymen for dreaming up this technological masterpiece.


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#262 antikythera

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:56 AM

Get Chubby out of your Palm!

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 02:25 PM

Should've gone to Specsavers?

They did...

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:21 AM

Keep your eyes on the road and your hands off chubby!

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#265 antikythera

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 10:06 PM

Itsa Meeee Mario!
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Posted 28 July 2013 - 03:47 PM

Linux 3.11 to be known as 'Linux for Workgroups'

The first release candidate of version 3.11 of the Linux kernel has arrived, and to commemorate the occasion, Linux creator Linus Torvalds has given the kernel a new codename and a new, Microsoft-inspired boot logo to match...

Source: The register

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 03:09 AM

"Mummy, why is that Lion barking when you just said they roar?"

That would be Zoo Keepers inspired by the Dead Parrot sketch on Monty Python...

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#268 richbuff

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 08:59 AM

Microsoft says KIS 2013 and Windows 8.1 are all good.

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#269 antikythera

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 04:24 PM

Great, they've just fed the trolls and increased the forum traffic.

"Well Microsoft said it would work....(insert rant here)"

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 04:48 PM

:lool: It would probably be a good time to by a large chunk of stock into the company. :D