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#241 richbuff

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 08:35 AM

I can tell by his avatar that it must have been really good stuff. dropped acid.PNG

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#242 antikythera

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 02:22 PM

crusty conundrum. only Yahoo! has the answers. there was a link to this from the Yahoo! about drinking water

http://uk.health.lif...about-water.htm

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 03:16 AM

Posted ImagePosted Image Dip them in carbolic acid?

There are some funny thing right now in the Lifestyle Questions & Answers links.

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#244 antikythera

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 01:41 AM

Sir Jackie Stewart flips the bird during an interview. Must have really enjoyed it or didn't want his picture taken ;)

http://www.bbc.co.uk...la-one/18013598

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:10 AM

I just think he might have been pointing out the fact that he thinks they're #1. :lol:

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 11:49 AM

Sir Jackie Stewart flips the bird during an interview. Must have really enjoyed it or didn't want his picture taken ;)

http://www.bbc.co.uk...la-one/18013598



I just think he might have been pointing out the fact that he thinks they're #1. :lol:


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JERRY: So I move into the centre lane, now I get ahead of this women, who felt for some reason I guess, that she thought that I cut her off. So, she pulls up along side of me, gives me the finger. It seems like such an arbitrary, ridiculous thing to just pick a finger and you show it to the person. It’s a finger, what does it mean? Someone shows me one of their fingers and I’m supposed to feel bad. Is that the way it’s supposed to work? I mean, you could just give someone the toe, really, couldn’t you? I would feel worse if I got the toe, than if I got the finger. ‘Cause it’s not easy to give someone the toe, you’ve gotta get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up and... (Jerry pretends to drive with one foot in the air, giving the toe.) “Look at that toe, buddy.” (He puts his foot down.) I mean, that’s really insulting to get the toe, isn’t it?


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Posted 20 July 2012 - 06:50 PM

MS had big boobs. titter ye not!

http://www.bbc.co.uk...nology-18922629

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 09:52 PM

MS had big b*obs. t*tter ye not!

http://www.bbc.co.uk...nology-18922629

New rule: Professional people are not allowed to follow their genetic programming!

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 05:36 AM

Someone sent me this item:

"Pilot Father's Tough Love...

Most people today think it improper to discipline children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have had one of 'those moments.'

Since I'm a pilot, one that I have found very effective is for me to just take the child for a flight during which I say nothing and give the child the opportunity to reflect on his or her behavior.

I don't know whether it's the steady vibration from the engines, or just the time away from any distractions such as TV, video games, computer, iPod, etc.

Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our flight together. I believe that eye to eye contact during these sessions is an important element in achieving the desired results.






I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique..."
















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#250 rudger79

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 08:26 AM

:lool:

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 07:25 AM

Ig Nobel time again:

http://en.wikipedia....ze_winners#2012

http://www.improbable.com/ig/2012/

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#252 antikythera

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 02:22 PM

Couple banged to rights for banging outside during the match....yahoo deems it news worthy

what a load of balls!

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 09:55 PM

I love Yahoo News: The reader comments are so funny!

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#254 antikythera

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 10:09 PM

more often than not the reader comments are also better written than the articles on Yahoo ;)

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 01:31 AM

possibly the worst hashtag blunder ever by Subo to promote an album launch party ended in a lot of retweets for entirely the wrong reasons

#susanalbumparty

http://www.thesun.co...-bum-party.html