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#226 richbuff

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Posted 01 October 2011 - 11:12 AM

2011 IgNobels: http://www.improbabl...ers.html#ig2011

Biology winner is: http://onlinelibrary...1846.x/abstract

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#227 AHS0

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 11:09 AM

This guy walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender says that the dog has to go, no dogs allowed. Guy says "But wait! This dog does tricks!" Bartender: "like what?" Guy: He talks! Bartender: no way. Guy: I ask him a question, and he answers: What is on the outside of a tree? Dog answers: Bark! Bartender: Get out of here! Guy: Wait, one more! How does sandpaper feel? Dog answers: Ruff! Bartender: Leave, or else! Guy: Wait! Who is the worlds greatest ballplayer? Dog answers: Ruth! The bartender signals to the bouncer, who picks up the guy and his dog and kicks them out, flying through the air in the general direction of the pavement. Just before their butts are about to hit the concrete, the dog turns its head to the guy and says "DiMaggio??"


This DiMaggio http://en.wikipedia....ki/Joe_DiMaggio ?

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 11:31 AM

This DiMaggio http://en.wikipedia....ki/Joe_DiMaggio ?

Oh yeah!

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#229 antikythera

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Posted 14 November 2011 - 12:59 AM

Check this comment thread out on filehippo for Immunet. Specifically the benefits of using an SSD:

http://www.filehippo..._free/comments/

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Posted 14 November 2011 - 02:35 AM

Checked out the comment thread out on filehippo for Immunet today 13/11/2011. after reading the comments I had a very bad experience. first of all it damaged most of my dopamine receptor sites which had to be uninstalled and later reinstalled second it slowed my serotonin receptor sites to a halt & third would not let me have any inner happiness and finally the comments stalled any faith in humanity that I had left. after undergoing rapid detox my brain went back to normal with the exception of the damaged left hemisphere (my verdict) caused misery for half the day.


downloaded immunet protect today 13/11/2011. after installing immunet I had a very bad experience. first of all it damaged most of my program files which had to be uninstalled and later reinstalled second it slowed my second gen i5 laptop to a halt & third would not let me sign in to the cloud protection after registration and finally the virus scan stalled 10 mins into the scan. after uninstalling immunet my computer went back to normal with the exception of the damaged programs (my verdict) caused misery for half the day.


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#231 antikythera

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 12:39 AM

I think the spelling mistake was not a mistake. I agree entirely with the sentiment of the theatre program type setter.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 08:02 AM

ha was obviously no a misake, and I hink ha is very funny, oo.

I remember, as a child, asking my mom wha a cerain word was, and she would say "Look i up in he dicionary". I hough ha was odd, because she loved o explain wha words mean o me.

I did no ake me long o figure ou ha when she would answer ha way, ha i mean i was a word ha she did no wan o discuss wih me.

Keep your I's doed and your 's crossed.

And keep food crumbs from accumulaing under you know which key.

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#233 richbuff

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 12:14 PM

http://forum.kaspers...dpost&p=1786319

dear hamlet ,


To read the users guide, or not to read the users guide, that is the question.

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#234 harlan4096

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 02:29 PM

Please read the user guide instead of Shakespeare.



:lol: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :P

#235 richbuff

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 02:31 AM

I have been waiting a long time for someone to post this: "prenatal control" instead of parental control.

It finally happened! Yay! http://forum.kaspers...dpost&p=1793728

I am still waiting for Anti-Spasm.

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#236 harlan4096

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 10:23 AM

:lol: :lool: :D

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 02:32 PM

Stupid police have been in the news this week over here in the UK where an undercover cop was chasing himself and stateside where a prisoner exacted revenge for being incarcerated by leaving his mark on the squad cars which went unnoticed until the pigs were spotted by members of the public on the cars.

I have been waiting a long time for someone to post this: "prenatal control" instead of parental control.

It finally happened! Yay! http://forum.kaspers...dpost&p=1793728

I am still waiting for Anti-Spasm.

lol spoonerisms are great. There should be a competition for working them into forum replies although some cupid stunts wouldn't get it and it would no doubt end in tantrums before bedtime.

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:54 PM

Stupid police have been in the news this week over here in the UK where an undercover cop was chasing himself and stateside where a prisoner exacted revenge for being incarcerated by leaving his mark on the squad cars which went unnoticed until the pigs were spotted by members of the public on the cars.


lol spoonerisms are great. There should be a competition for working them into forum replies although some cupid stunts wouldn't get it and it would no doubt end in tantrums before bedtime.

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I hope he finds himself! http://en.wikipedia....ki/Vision_quest

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#239 Sjoeii

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 06:49 PM

Hahahahaha :lool: :lool: :lool:
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#240 richbuff

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 12:47 PM

Something mutated.

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