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#211 harlan4096

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Posted 03 February 2011 - 11:51 AM

Wow! :) ;)

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Posted 03 February 2011 - 12:01 PM

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Posted 03 February 2011 - 03:35 PM

ask richbuff

Why rich?? why?? :) :) :lool:
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#214 AHS0

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Posted 04 February 2011 - 06:32 PM

cause he knows how to avoid information overload.

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#216 Sjoeii

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 12:16 PM

Haha don't worry
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#217 richbuff

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 12:16 PM

Perspectives in the forum we rarely enjoy:

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#218 Swarnava/Heaven GOD

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 12:16 PM

QUOTE (AHS0 @ Apr 24 2011, 20:56) Newton’s New Discoverylolnice one man

#219 AHS0

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 12:16 PM

Newton’s New Discoverylol

#220 richbuff

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Posted 14 May 2011 - 01:42 AM

Funny spam, just removed from this forum, links were removed, enjoy the laugh!

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#221 rudger79

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Posted 14 May 2011 - 02:21 AM

Google translate lost a wheel! :lol:

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 03:33 AM

http://forum.kaspers...opic=7638&st=30

I flew with China Southern. Not very impressive though... Budget class, modest and pretty lame. It can’t have cost very much.

Reminded me of my China Southern experience, I also once flew with China Southern, while traveling from Bejing to Dalian, and must concur.

My ticket in hand had China Southern written on it but the name on the side of the plane on the tarmac we were in line for said "China Northern". :idontno: I am looking around the tarmac as we are all heading to board and many planes close by were indeed China Southern planes. Needless to say, this did not leave a very confident feeling. :(

I looked at my ticket again, checked the plane we were boarding, checked the other planes that had China Southern painted on the side, re-confirmed my ticket, all the while thinking if anybody else was aware of the obvious conflict here. Despite my apprehensions, I boarded the plane just like everybody else, with my fingers and toes crossed (and also touching wood and a few hail Marys). :lol:

The plane took to the air and I am certain we are heading 180 degrees opposite of intended destination. However, we did end up at our intended destination and as soon as the wheels touched down, seat belts were off, folks jumped to the aisle and were running toward the doors, which also left a less than confident feeling, not used to that.

Turns out that beside the name conflict on the side of the planes, both are one company. Knowing this ahead of time would have been very useful and saved an hour of mid-air panic. :lol:

Despite the air carrier confusion, I did very much enjoy my trip the China though. :)

Edited by rudger79, 16 May 2011 - 03:45 AM.


#223 harlan4096

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 09:53 AM

:lol:

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Posted 24 May 2011 - 04:32 PM

Huge motorcade, check

loads of security, check

heavily armoured limo, check

exit from embassy with steep slope and sudden gradient change, check

Obama's Beast bottoms out on leaving embassy in Ireland, priceless :(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13507728

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 01:46 PM

Who are the Grateful Dead and why do they keep following me? http://forum.kaspers...dpost&p=1688105

edit: As evidenced by the dead link, all funny things must come to an end. :(

But it was very very funny, for those of you who missed it.

Sic Transit Funniness.

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