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#151 richbuff

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 04:20 AM

"An impacted molar in Poughkeepsie! No, wait... An infected bicuspid in Bayonne! Uh..... An acute apical abscess in Soux Falls!"


Dental Telepathy.

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#152 richbuff

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 04:43 AM

I am looking for an avatar, any suggestions? http://www.squidoo.com/american-gothic



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#153 Sjoeii

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 08:29 AM

I am looking for an avatar, any suggestions? http://www.squidoo.com/american-gothic



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Haha
it will suite you well :)
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#154 norwegian

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 03:40 PM

As far as I know they start asking for money (say a few thousand dollars) for the payment process when you answer the email. Not in the first reply though, only after some more contact to convince you that they really have a few million dollars waiting for you in a foreign bank.

Would love to see a full mail conversation which leads to the question for the extra money, just for research purposes.


Too late...LOL.

I remember an online chat once, one of those single's sites, just looking for a different perspective and conversation.
Seems all was dandy till the trip, all of a sudden, be there next week, all booked, into "I need $500-1000 to have the needed funds to enter the country in my bank-account."
Well, if they pay the ticket, and your paying the cash entry, would you think it half legit?
Been plenty fooled and committed to funds. I think I lost a lover, because I'm paranoid, oh well.
The decisions we have to make.

#155 Koman

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 09:52 PM

Facebook wall post
"Hmm, intersting, why are there cops at my house"
Posted 3 years ago.
Hate it or love it the underdogs on top.

#156 AHS0

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 12:43 PM

I am looking for an avatar, any suggestions? http://www.squidoo.com/american-gothic



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Look here http://www.squidoo.com/processedfoods

#157 DarkStar

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 07:28 PM

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day: 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

#158 harlan4096

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 11:58 PM

:drinks:

#159 devil

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 08:21 AM

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day: 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'



yes thats not true.... :) :drinks:

they even dont give us time to say ""what""

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?

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The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard . The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
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The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same
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The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.
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That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.
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The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,
We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
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The man says, all right, all right.. I'm dying to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
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The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have travelled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236, 284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219, 999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
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The monks reply, congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk .
We shall now show you the way to the sound.
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The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.
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The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key ?
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The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
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Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man requests the key to the stone door.
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The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire . And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...
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Finally, the monks say, This is the key to the last door .
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The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight.
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I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT U R FEELING RIGHT NOW. :) :) :blink:
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:) KuldeeP:)

#160 devil

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 01:29 PM

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

HA HA... :) :)
WHICH ONE IS RIGHT???????? :)

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS

1)no one really understands dem
2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory
3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

:) :)
Thanks n Regards

:) KuldeeP:)

#161 harlan4096

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 04:57 PM

This is a joke, isn't it? :) see the screenshot :)

Regards.

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#162 Caos

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 05:00 PM

Kaspersky = virus

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#163 harlan4096

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 05:02 PM

Yes! :) the point is that this detection is real! :) => W7 x64 + KIS 2011 11.0.0.232 (a).

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#164 norwegian

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 01:54 AM

Wow....we really are infected. :blink:

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 04:18 AM

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AddToLog(CalkFileMD5('avp.exe'))

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